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Last Updated: 02.07.2025 01:45
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Just Forget it!
Catatonics & High Colonics
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
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Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
How to watch the 2025 Tony Awards - CNN
share office space ...
Still no good
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Analysis & Anal Cysts
So they tried
Hysterias & Posteriors
What can anal toys bring to straight men?
Unacceptable again!
Nuts and Butts
They put up a sign reading
Atheists who have read the Bible and think that contains immoral things, why do you assume that?
Another attempt resulted in ...
Next, they tried...
Loons and Moons
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Then came..
Should the United States help Ukraine against Russia?
No, not a chance
Minds and Behinds
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
New Report Details Knicks’ Jalen Brunson Concern Before Firing Tom Thibodeau - Sports Illustrated
Everyone loved it.
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
No way
Who’ll be the odd man out in the Cleveland quarterback battle? - NBC Sports
Still no good.
Freaks and Cheeks
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
No go.
So, the docs changed it to read
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Thumbs down again.
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.